SMA is going Global

You may be wondering what the heck the SMA is. SOCCER MOMS ANONYMOUS!!! and they are going GLOBAL.
I am sitting in a coffeeshop and the SMA walks in. They take over, there little kids run amuck and scream like teenage promo queen in a horror film. One almost comes to my table and takes my coffee. They are grabbing newspapers, misplacing objectcs everywhere, they are scaring costumers out the door. Meanwhile, the SMA enjoys there talkie talkie with one another and share there stories.
Are coffeeshop babysitting trap holes now? Is this what they do, take over a coffeeshop and let the munkins run crazy.
KIDS SHOULDNT DRINK COFFEE or they will turn into TOM CURSE.
we don't need another one of those!